The following is based on real events. The order of said events may have been slightly altered for dramatic effect.
[00:35] <Braddigan> KETARA
[13:28] <Ketara> Your incentive is to NOT be banned for insolence.
[16:15] <Ketupdate> You would have been banned.
[16:15] <Ketupdate> Cornfielded forever.
[18:56] <KetDepressed> DO YOU WANT TO BE BANNED
[23:26] <Braddigan> EH KETARA!?
[23:26] <Ketara> Banned.
[23:27] <Braddigan> BUT I LOVE YOU MAN!
[23:27] <Ketara> I have banned you more than anybody else.
[01:11] <Ketupdate> Dan, if you try to bug me any more during this update you are so forum banned.
[13:43] <Ketara> I've banned like half a dozen people in here!
[00:35] <Braddigan> WHYZ AM I BANNED.
[13:43] <Ketara> I've banned Draco, I've banned Braddigan, I've banned Jon, I've banned Malacai, I've banned Kuriboh
[23:48] <Sakura> You banned him?
[01:50] <Braddigan> Ket, you never banned me
[10:27] <Ketara> That answer is HORRIBLE Dan.
[10:27] <Ketara> Answer it properly or you're banned
[02:21] <Sakura> All of a sudden random people would pop into the chat and get banned.
[23:48] <Braddigan> I am in the cornfield.
[23:48] <Braddigan> Right now.
[23:48] <Braddigan> Frolicking.
[09:29] <Ketsleep> I don't think you were banned though, Dan.
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] <Latooni> jesus fuck were you guys planning this
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Ketara rapes Anastasia
[17:38] * Braddigan rapes Anastasia
[00:03] <Ketara> Dan I swear if you message her you will be so banned.
[10:39] <Ketara> Yes you were banned because the attitude was uncalled for on a serious thread.
[17:38] * Anastasia sets mode: +b *!*Sabbatica@Side.3
[17:38] * You were kicked by Anastasia (The op is always right (4))
[17:38] * Attempting to rejoin channel #rpg
[17:38] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
[02:12] <Ketara> Sakura is now banned.
[00:27] <Ketara> And if you are going to argue that ban then you are going to be banned again.
[09:29] <Ketsleep> Were you?
[09:51] <Ketsleep> Almost a dozen people are banned
[13:32] <Anastasia> ... don't you get banned like the most, Dan?
[14:04] <Ketsleep> You'll all be unbanned when I wake up tomorrow, go cry about how evil I am on skype.
[02:06] <Jon> I was banned, Dan.
[10:12] <Ketara> Radune is banned.
[11:18] <Ketara> OKAY RADUNE IS UNBANNED
[11:18] <Radune> :3
[11:19] <Ketara> FUCK
[11:19] <Ketara> YOU
[11:19] <Ketara> Are you arguing with me?
[11:19] <Radune> Nope.
[11:19] <Ketara> Cuz' I can ban you again.
[11:20] <Ketara> Do you want to be banned again.
[11:20] <Ketara> Sounds like you want to be banned again, let me go do it.
[15:58] <Ketara> Dan, every time you say a troll comment while banned I'm adding an hour to your ban time.
[16:02] <Ketara> If you wish, to be unbanned my Dan.
[09:29] <Ketsleep> Not in the mood.
[16:02] <Braddigan> Stop trolling Ket.
[19:23] <Ketara> Kay, unbanned you faggots.
[19:25] * Braddigan builds lincoln log cabins instead of trolling however.
[19:26] <Braddigan> Heh
[19:26] <Ketara> Well.
[19:27] * Ketara bans Dan again then.
[19:27] <Radune> Lol.
[19:28] <Braddigan> Ket banned me again.
[15:48] <aleksei> brb
[17:00] <Ketara> Aleksei is banned.
[14:16] <Ketara> If anybody is going to just go BIAS BIAS BIAS they are going to be banned, however.
[17:05] <Ketara> AND ANYBODY WHO ASKS HIM WILL BE PERMABANNED
[17:08] <Ketsleep> If you do not you are all banned.
[12:23] * Braddigan puts up signs to try and save the little ones.
[12:23] <Ketara> Banned.
[08:37] <aleksei> So is Dan, ban banned?
[21:32] <Ketara> Banned.
[12:07] <Xavier> You got banned too? wow
[01:19] <Ketara> Banned.
[00:45] <Ketara> I guess Dan is forum banned for a week now.
[15:12] <blackmage> o_O Who got banned?
[15:13] <blackmage> Max got banned....
[15:13] <blackmage> What did he do to get banned?
[18:04] <Ketupdate> BANNED.
[18:05] <Nirvash> i fuck up and you get banned
[18:05] <Braddigan> No way hoser, he banned you
[18:06] <Nirvash> nah i can still use the boards
[18:06] <Braddigan> Me too eh.
[18:06] <Ketupdate> Nirvash is banned.
[13:59] <Cid> At least I am not banned from the forums.
[14:56] <Ketara> You are so banned.
[00:27] <Ketara> If you are going to accuse me of saying something that I never said, and if you are going to produce a doctored or incomplete log as evidence of me saying something that I never said, which is EXACTLY what you did, then you are going to get banned for it.
