| Ball Punion; Craftsman Extr-Extru-Excellent! | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 7 2011, 04:58 PM (165 Views) | |
| BallPunion | Aug 7 2011, 04:58 PM Post #1 |
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------------------------------ First official census of Eco! Please fill out this form with as accurate of information as possible and return it to the registrar! Name: Ball Occupation: craftsman Age: middle *small question marks are placed next to this* Sex: Dependents: Signature: *it appears to be a crude drawing of an ax* Thank you for completing your form for the first official census of Eco! With this valuable information we can begin to build a brighter future for us all! Cheers! ------------------------------  Ball Punion has lived in Eco for as long as anyone can remember. No matter how far back anyone can think he was always there, chugging his ale and making an ass of himself. They often wonder why they've even put up with him for so long, but then they shrug and go about their business leaving the burly man to his own devices. There is some concern that he has too much sway over the young and impressionable who see in him someone that defies convention, seeking that which lies beyond the horizon of the beyond. Yes, they don't understand what the hell he is talking about either. Ball Punion's Standard Equipment:  1 Captain’s Sabre (Lvl4 Craft, Melee)1 Captain’s Robes (Lvl4 Craft, Armor)1 Captain’s Big Squirt Gun (Lvl7-4 Water Craft, Ranged)1 Field of Ensnare (Lv1 Book, Ranged Wood)1 Haste (Lv1 Book, Fire Armor)1 Buck Shot (Lv1 Book, Melee Metal)
Edited by BallPunion, Oct 10 2011, 06:18 PM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 5 2011, 03:27 AM Post #2 |
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My Chicken - lvl 6 vehicle This is the fastest ship in Eco! Of course, it's the only ship in Eco because all of the smart craftsman built their ships on the coast. But someday soon My Chicken will also be the fastest ship on the farm! And then the lake! Excellent news my friends! Not only is My Chicken now the fastest ship on land with its wheels, but it's also the first armed ship boasting three cannons and actual working arms! Marvel at this feat of craftsmanship by our Mayor Ball Punion! My Chicken has advanced to a new stage of wonderment! Be amazed by the genius that is Ball Punion!  My Chicken's Standard Equipment: 2 Iron Cannons (Lvl2 Craft, Ranged) - Manned by Tilltoo and Bed1 Dinghy (lvl2 Craft, Vehicle)5 Somewhat Reliable Jetpacks (lvl2 Craft, Vehicle) - Piloted by Tilltoo, Bed, Finch, Whelp, and Sweeper
Edited by BallPunion, Oct 16 2011, 11:35 AM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 5 2011, 03:28 AM Post #3 |
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Steve the Goat - food First rule of Steve the Goat: Don't fuck with Steve the Goat! Second rule of Steve the Goat: Don't fuck with Steve the Goat! Third rule of Steve the Goat: Now you're fucking with Steve the Goat! Steve the Goat is Ball Punion's appointed sheriff and right hand goat. Steve also ghost writes most of Ball Punion's speeches and declarations which are typically beyond the reading skills of Ball Punion.  Steve the Goat's Standard Equipment
Edited by BallPunion, Sep 14 2011, 07:24 PM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 5 2011, 03:29 AM Post #4 |
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Lizzie the Giant Komodo Dragon - lvl 2 creature Lizzie is Ball Punion's personal mount and left hand lizard. Not nearly as smart as Steve the Goat, but always beats Ball Punion in tic-tac-toe.  Lizzie's Standard Equipment 1 Winged Skeleton Armor lvl 3 armor - She's a real dragon now!1 Flamethrower lvl 2 ranged - With fire breathing action!1 Tail Axe lvl 2 melee - And tail chopping lashes!
Edited by BallPunion, Sep 18 2011, 10:20 PM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 5 2011, 03:29 AM Post #5 |
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Tilltoo and Bed - lvl 3 Sharktopus Pirate Till and Bed signed on-board My Chicken while trapped in the innards of the giant sharktopus. Punion attempted to question them on their background, but soon realized that their speech is so unintelligible that even Steve was having a hard time deciphering any meaning. They are good in a fight and too dumb to go against Ball Punion which is a combination that makes them an excellent addition. It is with much lack of sadness that Ball Punion was forced to sell Till into slavery, but he got a good deal and received Tilltoo in exchange whom looks mysteriously similar to Till and seems to know everything has happened. How bizarre. How bizarre.  Tilltoo's Standard Equipment 1 Giant Demonic Goat Flag (Lvl2 Craft, Melee)1 Iron Cannon (Lv2 Craft, Ranged)1 Half Shirt +2 (Lv2 Craft, Armor)1 Smog (Lv1 Book, Ranged Fire)Bed's Standard Equipment 1 Pony Cleaver (Lvl2 Craft, Melee)1 Iron Cannon (Lvl2 Craft, Ranged)1 Spike Blunter (Lv2 Craft, Armor)1 Frozen Mist (Lv1 Book, Ranged Water)
Edited by BallPunion, Oct 16 2011, 11:34 AM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 11 2011, 11:09 AM Post #6 |
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Finch and Whelp - lvl 4 Lake Pirates These fine buccaneers of the high lake ripples were recruited by Ball Punion after the completion of Punion lighthouse. Who wouldn't be inspired by such a tall masculine symbol of power? Why, I get all fluttery just thinking about that tall gleaming tower of wood.  Finch's Standard Equipment 1 Pirate Scimitar (Lvl2 Craft, Melee)1 Anti-Pony Gun (Lv2 Craft, Range)1 Pirate Buckler (Lv2 Craft, Armor)1 Pirate Jewel (Lvl2 Elemental, Water)Whelp's Standard Equipment 1 Pirate Scimitar (Lvl2 Craft, Melee)1 The OTHER Bomb (Lv2 Craft, Range)1 Pirate Buckler (Lv2 Craft, Armor)1 Pirate Jewel (Lvl2 Elemental, Water)
Edited by BallPunion, Sep 26 2011, 06:59 PM.
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| BallPunion | Sep 24 2011, 01:45 AM Post #7 |
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Sweeper - lvl 4 Eco Mercenary His references don't date back before the skeleton invasion. Odd.  Sweeper's Standard Equipment 1 Scythe (Lvl2 Craft, Melee)1 Anti-Bear Gun (Lv2 Craft, Range)1 Dirty Robes (Lv2 Craft, Armor)1 Gravity (Lv1 Book, Ranged Earth)
Edited by BallPunion, Oct 10 2011, 06:07 PM.
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| BallPunion | Oct 2 2011, 12:38 PM Post #8 |
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Excess Inventory 29 Bonds Hoist the colors! 
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