| Herd of Buffalo pillages Farms; By Nomad | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 24 2011, 01:08 AM (56 Views) | |
| Zepp | Sep 24 2011, 01:08 AM Post #1 |
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Out in the farms, plotting was happening. Four buffalo were herded together preparing for the upcoming onslaught of grass, for they wanted to feast. Just beyond the farm fencing, there were patches of grass so green that they resembled emeralds waving in the wind. In the distance there was also a farmer, lying back on a rocking chair placed on the patio. He watched the buffalo as his wife nagged and his workers fed the chickens. “When are you going to come in and do these chores?” asked the wife. “Them buffalo are planning something” theorized Cleetus the farmer. “Dang nabit, just get off your lazy ass!” shouted Cleetus’ wife, and he was forced to comply, for he remembered the last time he pissed her off. The buffalos huddled in close to make final preparations and communicated amongst themselves before the charge. “Ok, uh, well what we'll do, I’ll run in first, uh, I’ll gather up all the grass, I will use intimidating roar to kinda scatter em so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once, uh when my shout's done uh I'll need Shawna to come in and drop her shout, too, uh so we can keep em scattered and not have to fight too many. I mean we'll be in trouble if we don't take em down quick, I think it's a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think Striker? Do you think you can give me a number crunch real quick?” said Phantom, leader of the pack. “Give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, uh repeating of course, percentage of survival” said Striker “Well that's a lot better than we usually do.” Commented Phantom “Alright, times up. Let's do this. LEEEEEERRROOOYYY JEEENNNKINNNSSSS!!!!!!” Shouted Leeroy as he charged into the fray. “Oh my god, he just ran in” pointed out Shawna “ let's go let's go!- stick to the plan chums! stick to the plan!” Shouted Phantom “oh gee, oh f#@!” yelled Shawna as farmers took notice of their charge. Meanwhile, Leeroy had tripped and catapulted himself into the fence. Phantom secured a patch of grass while Shawna began using his fearful buffalo groans to attempt to keep the farmers back, who in all honesty were confused on what to do, and just stared in amusement. Striker then took his turn to eat some grass as Phantom and Shawna kept using their shouts. They then noticed the downed Leeroy and sighed. “Leroy, you are just stupid as hell” commented Phantom, as he helped Leeroy up with the others. “Atleast I have chicken.” Replied Leroy as he began chewing on a drumstick that he had found. The four buffalo retreated quickly before the farmers could pursuit them with their weapons. Outcome: Herd of Buffalo is triumphant Herd of Buffalo: 1 Green Green Grass (Food, HP) |
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