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Scarth Maheart pillages Lindon Faergot; By Tylatz
Topic Started: Sep 4 2011, 09:09 PM (43 Views)
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Farming. It's a man's job! A man's man's job! One of pride. One of dignity. One that feeds a nation. One that powers armies. It is life. It is everything. That is what farming is. The most elementary of life's activities. Without farming you would have nothing. That's right. It takes on many forms. You can farm the fields for turnips, beets, carrots, or a number of other vegetables. You can farm the lakes if you wish. You could even farm reproduction. This was the best kind of farming. It is breeding! Yes, breeding is the most exalted form of farming. That is why real men breed animals!

As Scarth rehearsed his inner monologue about farming and breeding while his horses grazed on the open farmland, he was performing another kind of farming. It's what he liked to call pocket farming. Others would call it pick pocketing, but that wasn't the profession of a man! Real mean like Scarth were always farming and picking bonds from the pocket of the unconscious Lindon Faergot was just like picking a potato from the ground.

“Real men don't steal. They farm!”

Outcome: Scarth Maheart is triumphant
Scarth Maheart:
+4 Bonds
Lindon Faergot: -4 Bonds
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