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And lo, all the teams had gathered from the written exame from the day before, ready to begin the second test. Deep inside the forest of Jabura, a second forest existed, encircled by a high fence. All of the teams had arrived from the day before, with Spiegel, Maxter and Dragon greeting them at the gate. "Okay teams!" Dragon announced, grinning a wide grin as she put her hands on her hips. "I'm Dragon, and I'm going to be administering the second test!" Spiegel and Maxter stood at the back, watching the Genin teams mill around their new teacher. "Bet you my team wins. We have the POWER OF YOUTH!" said Maxter aloud, while Spiegel clutched a hand to his mask in embarassment. The rules were simple. Every team would either be given a blue Heaven Haro, or a green Earth Haro. Only the teams who arrived at the tower in the center of the forest with both Haros would be victorious. Everyone was ready. Team Zaku Heads Unite seemed especially anxious, little Apsalus II and Zaku Kai hopping up and down nervously, while Zaku Desert rolled his eye in annoyance. Little GM Sniper II and GM Juggler were having a small argument, and GM Sniper II got up on a rock to proclaim his announcement. "We're going to beat all of you! Believe it!" Three teams the lot of them didn't really recognize had passed the first test as well. One was a team from the village of Moon, consisting of little Master Gundam, Death Army and Death Navy. Master Gundam seemed particularly creepy, a small snake slithering in and out of his mouth. A second team from the village of Orb consisted of Hi Nu, Rasveyt and Nobel Gundam, little Nobel fanning herself while little Rasveyt played with his puppets. The third new team, from the village of Hisshi consisted of little Shining Gundam, GM II and GM III. Little Shining was playing with his - Ninja info cards - in the corner. "Alright teams!" Dragon announced. "We're going to blindfold the lot of you and take you to different entrances, so none of you will know where you are! And remember, the first person to reach the tower gets a special prize! And now, the games will begin!" And then, the games began. The three Genin of Team Newtype were racing up the path, trying to get to the tower first. Little Braw Bro, little Dom PTT and little Zaku Kai? would have been caught unawares by the Rogues of team Achievement Unlocked, if it weren't for the fact that Team Newtype is totally fucking psychic. Machinegun shells riddled the ground, but the three little newtypes were gone. Running up a tree, little Dom PTT spun around backwards, kicking little Dom in the face. Little Dom fell to the ground, little Dom PTT throwing shuriken at the spot where he fell. However, little Dom started skidding along the ground, firing bazooka rounds up at little Dom PTT. Little Dom PTT thought he was done for when a wire grappled around his leg, pulling him to safety. Little Braw Bro, hovering in the air, started attacking the people of team Achievement Unlocked from all angles. Little Desert GM did a backflip, landing on the ground and making some jutsu signals, sinking into the soft dirt as a beam struck the ground. A second round felled little Dom's partner Dom, and little Dom yelled out in anger. Rushing little Braw Bro, he was caught off guard as little Zaku Kai leapt out of the air, kicking him into the ground. Little Desert GM kept hidden, too afraid to attack as Team Newtype picked up their scroll and headed for the tower in the center. The Screaming Weasels found them, but Team Newtype was still fucking psychic. They dodged several rounds of artillery fire, but were unable to fight back. Leaping across trees and over branches, the three little newtypes got closer and closer, but missiles from Little Xamel pegged little Braw Bro, knocking him out for good. Little Zaku Kai got in close, but little GM Sniper II switched to his beam sabers, the two having an epic melee battle. Parrying saber with heat hawk, the two fought for close to a minute before little GM Sniper II finally beheaded his opponent. "Bernie!!!!" little Dom PTT yelled out, just as he was felled by little GM Sniper. The Screaming Weasels, now with an entire pack of Haros following them, found their catch quite annoying as they went off towards the tower amidst cries of Genki and etcetera. Deeper in the forest, the Axis of Tin Cans was suddenly paired face to face with the Black Vanguard in a small clearing. Little Acquy, Z'Gok and Gogg looked totally out of their element, and with scared looks on their super deformed faces backed away from little GM S Type, Gundam Ground and Gouf. "If you just give us the Haro, we'll let you go." laughed little Gouf, whipping her heat rod on the floor menacingly. Backing to the edge of the trees, little Acquy looked at the other two. "Should we do it guys?" Little Z'Gok and Gogg nodded. Before the Black Vanguard could attack, the three Mobile Suit Marine's bit their fingers, slamming bleeding appendages onto the ground. "Kyuuchiyose no Jutsu!" Little GM Cannon stopped when he heard what he thought was a battleship in the distance, but he must have been imagining things. Little GMPGT and little Gouf, wandering slightly behind him, peered out into the distance. The area of forest they'd gotten into was dark and creepy, and they were without their flashlights. They had little time to be scared however, as suddenly a Devil Gundam Head erupted from beneath them. The Power Rangers scattered, little GMPGT landing sideways on a tree as the huge snake-bodied Devil head crashed into it. Flipping around in the air, he made some symbols with his hands, landing and dropping his hands to the ground. "Doton! Doroku Gaeshi!" A wall of Earth shot out of the ground, the death head slamming into it. Little Gouf and GM Cannon poured on the machinegun fire, the head screaming and falling limp. They were about to advance when they saw little Master Gundam, hands across its shoulders, peering out at them. "Ahh... Daichi Kousotsu... I've found you at last!" "What?" The three of them looked astonished. "There's no Daichi here." "Ahahaha! I can see who you are, Kousotsu. Why don't we discard our foolish disguises..." little Master said slitheringly. Suddenly his body began to crack and break, and out burst the Devil Gundam in all its power. The members of team power rangers stood, paralyzed by the fierceness of Devil Gundams chakra. Laughing, Devil charged at the three of them, death heads erupting out of the ground and devouring little GM Cannon and little Gouf. However, just as little Devil was about to reach little GMPGT, several small lotuses started growing out of the ground, freeing little GMPGT from his enemies spell. He made some quick hand signs and jumped back, watching his opponent as he moved. "Mokudon! Ikimi Joukon!" Vines and branches shot out of the ground, grappling the two Death heads and little Devil, GMPGT landing on his hands and spinning around, throwing shurikens as he went back to his feet. Little Devil was hit, but turning into a mass of muddy DG cells he disappeared, suddenly appearing out of the tree next to little GMPGT. GMPGT dodged as fast as he could, taking a block of wood out of his bag and tossing it in the air. The block of wood erupted in a cloud of smoke, turning into a second GMPGT. They both drew their beam rifles and fired, the epic battle between the two ninjas beginning anew. Elsewhere, team Zaku Heads Unite were a little annoyed, as little Zaku D and Zaku Kai waited on little Apsalus, who was gasping for breath and trying to catch up to them. "I can't help it guys, I'm fat." little Apsalus said, crying as he came. The tears obviously attracted quick attention, as team Rock Paper Scissors suddenly descended on them from below, little GM E, Saberfish and GM Juggler readying their weapons. Little Zaku Kai and Zaku II D fought them off valiantly, and soon the two teams reached a standstill. "You'd better leave now, or our teammate will blast you three to kingdom come!" little Zaku II D said sternly. Team rock paper scissors laughed and then, for no reason at all, began to pose like the Ginyu Force. "I'm Rock!" said little GM E. "And I'm Paper!" said little GM Juggler. "And I'm Scissors!" said little Saberfish. "And together we are the-" they didn't get time to finish their statement, as little Apsalus sucked up a huge quantity of air, puffing up as he held his breath. Blowing up to several times his size, he suddenly shot fourth the absorbed chakra as a huge mega particle beam, destroying little GM E, Juggler and Saberfish in one blast. "You got their Haro too..." said little Zaku Kai, annoyed with his teammate. Before they could celebrate, they were rocked with missiles, as team Screaming Weasels crept on yet another catch. Little Zaku Desert was felled almost immediately, rounds slamming into the trees by little Apsalus and little Zaku Kai, who quickly moved for cover. The shells landed over and over and over, but then eerily stopped. A few seconds later the Screaming Weasels came crashing through the brush, little Efreet Custom hot on their tails. "Pretty..." said little Efreet Custom, psychotically. The bodies of his own teammates, little Zaku J and little GM E, were strewn about the battlefield behind them, and he was wearing a strange blood red cape that he apparently had on for no reason at all. The resulting two minutes were an absolute carnage, as little Efreet Custom grabbed onto each member of the Screaming Weasels and Zaku Heads one by one, beating them into the ground with telikinetically enhanced punches and kicks, because, much like team newtype, little Efreet Custom was fucking psychic. Once he had sufficiently killed all of them, little Efreet Custom started drawing pictures of treaents, bat men and centaurs on the floor in blood. Team Banzai raced across the ground towards the tower, both Haros in hand (don't ask me how.) They were almost there when they saw the ninjas from the village of Orb, Hi Nu and Rasveyt with their backs turned away from them. Wasting no time at all, the three Doms of team Banzai went into their jetstream attack, bazookas and scattering particle guns blazing. The six fin funnels on little Hi Nu detached automatically, forming a shield that blocked him from all attack. "Oh no, it's Gaara! Run!" yelled little Rick Dom Sv, the three breaking up and going every which way. The Fin Funnels shot out, catching little Rick Dom, their blasts destroying him. Little Dom hid behind a tree, but was suddenly met with several Rasveyt bits, which tore into him like cats on a pile of fresh fish. Little Rick Dom Sv made it the farthest, but was suddenly stopped by little Nobel, who jumped out of a tree. She took a beam fan and started swinging it at him over and over, little Rick Dom Sv stopping, perplexed. "Uhm, thanks for the breeze?" little Rick Dom Sv said, shouldering his beam bazooka and firing. Little Nobel Gundam was obliterated, and little Rick Dom Sv laughed as he sped away, both Haros still in hand. Unfortunately for him he didn't look where he was going, and slammed straight into little Efreet Custom, who greeted him very umm... Warmly. At the tower, four teams reached the center from North, South, East and West at the same time. Team Manage a Trois, team Axis of Tin Cans, and team Staff and Sean, as well as the ninjas from the village of Hisshi, all looked each other in the face. It quickly became apparent that only team Axis of Tin Cans had both Haro's. "Oh Jesus. Jesus Jesus JESUS! I hate Jesus." said little Dom Funf, getting increasingly emo. He was about to give up when little Shining walked up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder. "Hang on. Don't give up hope yet. Maybe I can help you kids out a little." said little Shining, pulling out a deck of orange cards. "With my - Ninja info cards." "With my - Ninja info cards." "With my - Ninja info cards." "With my - Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja." "With my - Ninja info cards." "With my - Ninja info cards." "What the heck are those?" asked little GM Command, but before he could answer little GM Sniper Custom blasted little Shining with his beam rifle, killing him. Little GM Command was soon to follow, and the remaining teams had an epic brawl. Little Dom Funf charged little GM Sniper Custom, punching him in the face just as little Zaku II G and little Zaku II R1 grabbed either side of a chain mine, swinging around little GM II and GM III. The chain mine exploded, felling both of little Shinings teammates. Little Dom Funf and little GM Sniper Custom fistfighted for a little while longer, but suddenly an extra pair of arms burst out of little GM Sniper Custom, four fisted fury punching little Dom Funf into submission. "Kyuuchiyose no Jutsu!" yelled the three Genin of Team Axis of Tin Cans, and suddenly a gigantic Salamis Kai, Salamis Revised, and Jukon IV Summon Type burst out of the sky, raining mega particles down on the remainder of team Staff and Sean. All their foes beaten, little Acquy, little Z'Gok and little Gogg went up to the tower. "Hey wait a second! Dragon said only one of us got the grand prize!" said little Acquy, just as the three of them walked up to the tower. Little Z'Gok and little Gogg looked at him. "But who's gonna get it?!" they all said in unison. They thought for a minute, and then came up with the perfect victory battle between their team. "Rock paper scissors!" "Rock paper scissors!" "Rock paper scissors!" "HAHA scissors I win!" said little Gogg, raising a clawed hand into the air in the V sign. 1st place - Altecha Chan, 8 VP gained 2nd place - Laurent Auclair, 6 VP gained 3rd place - Arcaile Nasr, 5 VP gained Daren Sanders - 5 VP gained Cervantes Zuhr - 4 VP gained Scarth Maheart - 5 VP gained Anton Vereschagin - 4 VP gained Ross Howe - 4 VP gained Darius Carver - 4 VP gained Danyan Jhouti - 4 VP gained Cherish Woods - 4 VP gained Candice Ro - 4 VP gained Maurice Jackson - 4 VP gained Eugene Rice-Ionesco - 4 VP gained Jonas Keller - 4 VP gained Hudson Kyle - 5 VP gained Samson Ellison - 4 VP gained Harold Bernette - 5 VP gained Andrew Vinsko - 3 VP gained Berthold Stulinger - 4 VP gained Mujib Mohammad Shahryar - 4 VP gained Tobias Kendrick Obrion - 4 VP gained Hector Lagrama - 4 VP gained Kalila Darwesh - 4 VP gained Ion Bossa-Nova - 4 VP gained Dino Fiddler - 5 VP gained Susan Steel - 4 VP gained David Renault - 4 VP gained Bishop Kratos - 4 VP gained Eric Kyrion - 4 VP gained Wang Wei - 5 VP gained Steve Myer - 4 VP gained Felix Mendalshon - 5 VP gained Ardan Massenfer - 5 VP gained Cameron Sune - 4 VP gained Charles Freely - 5 VP gained |