| An Actual Troll Battle Part 3 | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 15 2011, 09:17 PM (50 Views) | |
| Zepp | Jun 15 2011, 09:17 PM Post #1 |
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The captain of the Naglfar looked at the scene of fury before him. The Earth Union had finally located the ZAFT Continuation Army’s headquarters, Rishonim, and had sent the most elite of its troops, EDGE, to bring the rebels to their knees. It was a duty many of the troops were eager to accomplish, especially after General Morino’s arrogant declaration to the world months before. The air around the battleships was filled with GN particles as mobile suits launched from numerous battleships. Sensors began picking up deployments from several sites around the perimeter of the crashed Gondwana-class carrier’s resting site. This had been expected thanks to the reconnaissance the White Griphons had performed prior to the team’s dissolution and missiles began down on those sites. "Oh my god!" someone shouted. "Those aren't mobile suits!" "They're...ponies?" Roland Hauser said, confused. Out of Rishonim rose thousands of multicolored equines trotting in unison. They waved their flanks menacingly at the war machines flying above them, mocking them. "We'll have to land all units and hug them with our corrosion ratios!" Roland ordered. "It's the only honorable thing to do!" "No, I will hug them from the sky!" Thomas Veidt said, shooting his arms out like a Megazord. "You didn't actually order us to land!" "Oh, okay," Roland said. "Everyone, hug the ponies! Release the Automatons too!" The battleships began dropping Automatons like rain as the assembled mobile weapon force began hugging all the pretty ponies. With each hug, dozens of ponies giggled with delight before the robots got to them. The mostly-hugged ponies were hugged even more as their bodies, unhugged or hugged, were riddled with friendship as the Automatons marched past them and into the base itself. Later, Thomas Veidt was given a medal for exemplary hugging despite somehow losing five Guyanas against what turned out to be a bunch of parasprites. Outcome: Magic! Edited by Zepp, Jun 15 2011, 09:18 PM.
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