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An Actual Troll Battle Part 4
Topic Started: Jun 15 2011, 09:37 PM (38 Views)
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The captain of the Naglfar looked at the scene of fury before him. The Earth Union had finally located the ZAFT Continuation Army’s headquarters, Rishonim, and had sent the most elite of its troops, EDGE, to bring the rebels to their knees. It was a duty many of the troops were eager to accomplish, especially after General Morino’s arrogant declaration to the world months before. The air around the battleships was filled with GN particles as mobile suits launched from numerous battleships. Sensors began picking up deployments from several sites around the perimeter of the crashed Gondwana-class carrier’s resting site. This had been expected thanks to the reconnaissance the White Griphons had performed prior to the team’s dissolution and missiles began down on those sites.

"Oh my god!" someone shouted. "Those aren't mobile suits!"

"They're...wait what is that?" Roland Hauser said, confused.

Out of Rishonim rose Ketara holding a battle axe. His loincloth fluttered in the wind, as the battlefield fell silent.

"Retreat! Everyone retreat!" Roland ordered. "It's an ambush!"

"Are you insane?" Thomas Veidt said, flinching. "You didn't actually order us to-" But it was not to be. A flying battleaxe cut through Thomas' mobile suit, slamming into his gullet.

The battleships began dropping like rain as Ketara leapt into the air, knocking each down with one fell punch. Mobile suits fled in all directions, but it was of no use. They were wiped out to the last man. And the last man was Roland Hauser. Ketara ripped into the Cherubium, bare naked, pulling Roland out of his cockpit and sticking his tongue in his mouth.

Later, Thomas Veidt was given a medal for exemplary living despite being dead.

Outcome: OYW6
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