| An Actual Troll Battle The Movie | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 15 2011, 10:49 PM (60 Views) | |
| Zepp | Jun 15 2011, 10:49 PM Post #1 |
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The captain of the BIAS looked at the scene of fury before him. The Admin Union had finally located the Player’s headquarters, #rpg, and had sent the most elite of its troops, #staff, to bring the rebels to their knees. It was a duty many of the troops were eager to accomplish, especially after Troika's arrogant declaration to the world months before. The air around the battleships was filled with corrosion ratios as moderators launched from numerous battleships. Sensors began picking up deployments from several sites around the perimeter of the crashed Bullseye-class carrier’s resting site. This had been expected thanks to the reconnaissance the Strikey had performed prior to the rpg’s dissolution and missiles began down on those sites. "Problems? What problems?" Troika mused, banning a tumbleweed as it passed before him. The group sat on a rickshaw, fanning each other as Strikey pulled them, grunting under their combined weight. Vlad, Troika, Nihachi and Frenzy grunted in impatience. "Faster!" Frenzy said, cracking a whip. "We have to update faster!" But it was of no use. Strikey dropped the handles, tossing all of them to the ground. It was time for his siesta. "Useless!" Troika bellowed, banning him before he hit the ground. "Everyadmin, Charge!" A dust cloud gathered behind them as they rushed forward with their spears, charging the lines of the #rpg forest. But before they even got close, an arrow buried itself in Nihachi's neck. Alex and Kuriboh fired their arrows in tandem, catching Nihachi in the torso and arms. Vlad held up Nihachi's body in front of Troika and Frenzy, protecting them from the attack. "GERONIMO!" A voice yelled from the sky, its hijab fluttering in the wind. Anastasia swan dived out of a hot air balloon, fastly approaching the ground in a totally halal way. "Feel the power of a thousand kicks!" she yelped, connecting with Vlad's face in a Liu Kang bicycle kick. The relentless assault pushed him back, knocking him into the upturned rickshaw, breaking it into splinters. As she stood victorious over his body, she commented, "But I still want to be friends." Meanwhile, Troika and Frenzy flamethrowered the forest. Alex and Kuriboh were immolated, as the animals rose out to meet their aggressors. Chief among them was blackmage, overhanding two tightly wrapped balls of feces into Frenzy's face. The flames connected with the projectiles, causing the dirty bombs to explode, raining poop everywhere. Everypony fled in all direction as the chaos took a new level, morphing into a hurricane of sewage. Out from the clouds emerged the face of Draco, spewing a rainbow of friendship directly onto Troika. He screamed, the light penetrating his body and fagging up his system. A cloud of fog rolled through and Troika glowed - evolving. When the smoke cleared, he was already kissing Frenzy. And try as he could to rewrite it, Frenzy could not deny this was his heart's desire. Outcome: Zepp Edited by Zepp, Jun 15 2011, 10:54 PM.
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