| CD-1001 Ambushes Rock Katai; Battle 08/02/2011 | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 4 2011, 01:11 AM (30 Views) | |
| scarththegrim | Aug 4 2011, 01:11 AM Post #1 |
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“Ugh. Why do I wake up in a new world every other week. Can't the cosmos just stay in one place for a change?” Rock Katai mumbled to himself. He had awoken the night before to find himself on a strange new world. He couldn't quite remember what had happened before, but he remembered being on a lush world riddled with bizarre aliens, and had vague memories of another world filled with giant fighting robots before that. The more Rock thought, the more he wondered if he had just been drugged or fell down some stairs. It made more sense than hopping dimensions as frequently as he changed his pants, after all. Rock found himself now on a small island inhabited by numerous creatures he recognized. Unfortunately, he had yet to encounter one capable of communicating with him. As he continued to explore, he came across a firearm laid carelessly on the ground. “Hmm. Free handgun? Wonder if it works?” Rock collected the pistol and began tinkering with the trigger. “Query: Taking something that isn't yours? Answer: Just like a meatbag.” CD-1001, a fellow traveler, traced Rock's movements from behind nearby cover. CD-1001 was unsure what had happened to him, or how he had arrived on this island. Naturally, the most direct course of answer seemed to be to detain the nearest sentient and interrogate it for an explanation. Rock had the dubious honor of being the first. “Supposition: Meatbags can survive gunshot wounds to the back, yes?” The android wondered aloud as he fired. The twin machine cannons of CD-1001 met their mark, tearing holes through the flesh of Rock Katai, chunks of blood and intestines splattering the stones infront of him. Rock screams, as unintelligible as they may have been, were enough to convince CD-1001 to cease hostilities and begin the interrogation. With one machine cannon prepped, the android slowly approached the fallen humanoid. “Statement: Greetings meatbag. My name is CD-1001. Apology: I must admit I do not wish to kill you meatbag, wounding you just seemed the most direct course to facilitate communications and avoid hostilities. Query: This unit was assigned to Order territory, but now finds itself on an uncharted island. How did this happen?” CD-1001 asked his opponent who layed gasping for breath and holding the remains of his intestinal track in place with his hands. CD-1001 noticed the pain his subject was experiencing. “Amused Remark: I did not realize I damaged you so intensely with such a small barrage of fire. I sometimes forget just how fragile you meatbags are.” Despite the anguish, Rock did take note of what the android was saying. It was right, there was no way he should still be conscious, let alone alive, with such an injury. Rolling over to face his attacker, Rock managed a chuckle through the pain. “You're right. We are fragile. But you know what meatbags have that you don't?” Rock coughed with each word. “Condescending Reply: And what is that, my little meatbag?” CD-1001 replied, placing a foot on the wound and cocking its cannon. “Guts.” Rock's eyes drifted to the hand holding his shredded stomach. Before CD-1001 could react, he pulled the trigger to the handgun, unloading an entire clip into the surprised android. Rock grabbed the androids arm with his free hand, using CD's collapse to propel him back to his feet. “Best way to cauterize a wound.” Rock laughed as he scuttled away as fast as he could. “Retraction: It seems I indeed underestimated you meatbag. Correction: But you are still fragile...” CD-1001 fired its machine cannons at the fleeing Rock. His sensors registered the sound of tearing flesh. “Theory: This meatbag seems to stupid to have organized the capture of a unit as skilled as I. Solution: Best to find another meatbag to facilitate communications then continue to terminate hostilities.” Outcome: CD-1001 wins. CD-1001: 5EXP, 5FAME, 2-DAMAGE Rock Katai: 5EXP, 5FAME, 3-DAMAGE |
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