| Rando Smuggles for Ponda; Mission 08/02/2011 | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 4 2011, 01:50 AM (22 Views) | |
| scarththegrim | Aug 4 2011, 01:50 AM Post #1 |
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“Are you the one they sent to get the box? Not the most... conspicuous choice? I wonder if that old slug his loosing his edge.” A small birdlike being chirped to Rando, the sentient pile of muscle that had been sent to smuggle a package from outside Khundas into one of its many cantinas. The bird was not liking this plan at all, and making its opinion known. “Oh whatever. Just take the damn-” The bird's line was cut short due to a sudden case of squished. Rando lifted his massive hand and wiped the gooey remains on his thigh. “Pigeon talk too much.” An hour later, Rando found himself at the entrance to Khuldas. In one hand, he carried a large briefcase. In the other, a pair of drumstick. As the late avian suggested, Rando was stopped by a town guard shortly after crossing the border. “Excuse me sir what do you have there?” The guard asked, nudging the briefcase with his foot. Rando didn't reply, instead he took a large bite from his drumstick, splashing bloody juices in the guard's face. “Criminal scum.” the guard mumbled, wiping the fluid from his face. Fellow guards began to take notice, and a crowd was starting to form around the pair. More confident in his position, the guard flexed his chest and spoke again “What's in the case?” Rando took another bite of his drumstick, this time claiming most of the bone alongside the meat. The guard drew his weapon, prepared to force his question. Rando dropped the rest of his drumstick. He placed the briefcase in front of the guard and continued to chew. “Open it.” the guard ordered. “Talk to much.” Rando smiled before his palm came crashing down on the guard's head, crushing his helmet into his skull, killing him instantly. The crowd began to panic, civilians ducking for cover as guards drew their weapons and charged. Rando turned and spotted a vehicle similar to a car. Gripping the door, he pried it loose of its fixtures and turned to the guards. “Heavy is train!” Rando roared as he raced forward, smashing the door into the charging guards. A quick Benny Hill scene later, and Rando found himself entering one of the many cantinas, briefcase still in tow. In the corner, Ponda, the slug who hired Rando, was entertaining a large walrus like being. The two obese belly riders were enjoying a good laugh when Rando dropped the briefcase between them. “Ah. Package delivered on time. Good good.” Ponda opened the briefcase, revealing a nude male humanoid stuffed inside in some form of stasis. “Mint condition. Will make an excellent navigator. I prefer the female versions myself, the male ones have less of a shelf life.” the walrus oozed over the contents. “My friend will take it from here. Go have a drink at the bar, I'll be over to pay you shortly.” Ponda shooed Rando away so he could finish business negotiations. Rando turned to face the bar, only to fall backwards, landing on top of both the slug and walrus creatures. Rando's Extreme Durability allowed him to ignore the pain from the fight, but the effects were only temporary, and when they caught up, they caught up with a vengeance. The pile of muscle cooed like an infant, having found the softest bed in the house. Outcome: Mission Completed. Rando: 5EXP, 5Fame, 3-Damage, +1Rep Ponda |
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