/sobs

That's okay. American politics are dull too.

And congrats.

Congrats Ryocha.

Nah, American politics are pretty interesting. Town hall meetings got a surge of popularity which is stupid since they are more rigged than those damn milk jugs at a carnival, but then they went out of popularity after people forgot to rig them and they started to descend into violence. Democrats are stammering on what to do because the ball is in their court, but they are so used to blaming everything on Republicans that they are too scared to actually do anything and have to take the blame if it flops. If you disagree with the president you're automatically labeled a racist. The president also got a Nobel for potential and I think what Ron Paul, zomg, had to say about it was pretty interesting. Republicans think that they need to return to their conservative ideals and are plotting to field people who are even more right wing in coming elections which is a really bad move. Everyone is just about done clamoring for brownie points from the Cash 4 Clunkers program which actually hurt the very low income families and brought about the purchase of more large trucks and SUVs which was kind of the opposite goal.

American politics are very interesting right now and I'm not even paying close attention to it.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

There, there. We'll go down to the store and get you a new loli to molest protect.

Or something...

There, there.

Now you can protect me from underage people!

Happy birthday!

Ah, but can you buy beer in the States? Got three years for that!

Happy 18th

That cake girl's breasts are disproportionally large.

Also, happy birthday.

Oh no! She can't buy beer in a country she'll never visit!

Pretty much this.

Happy birthday.