Oct 22, 2009 12:05:40 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a little GM named Jimmy. One day, Jimmy decided that it was his turn to join the fight against the big bad Zeeks. He went into his bedroom, opened up his closet, and...
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Oct 22, 2009 12:47:39 GMT -5
...pulled out his trusty bat. He put on a long dark brown suede coat, and a faded blue baseball cap, and left the house, hopping into his moms station wagon. He turned on the radio, which was playing...
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Oct 22, 2009 12:57:07 GMT -5
...an awful techno remix of something from the 80s. He had a lot of trouble feeling awesome with this crap playing as he drove, so he decided to...
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Oct 22, 2009 14:20:03 GMT -5
...head to Arby's to pick up some chicks but little did he know....
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Oct 22, 2009 14:55:46 GMT -5
...that the Arby's he was going to was in fact the secret headquarters for the Zeek Earth forces. He pulls up into the parking lot, hoping to get some food before he leaves for the war, and sees...
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Posted by braddigan
Oct 22, 2009 16:11:23 GMT -5
the bully, Big Zam, standing outside in his school uniform surrounded by a few of his deliquent Dom friends. In a panic, Jimmy pulled out his cell phone and starts to dial...
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Oct 22, 2009 16:23:00 GMT -5
...Mwu la Fraga, the coolest GM in town. Mwu said he'd be there as soon as he could, but by then Big Zam had already seen little Jimmy. Big Zam was walking over to him when he decided to...
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Oct 22, 2009 20:07:08 GMT -5
...challenge Jimmy to a dance off. Jimmy is nevous, because the only dance classes he took while growing up were...
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Oct 22, 2009 20:25:53 GMT -5
ballet classes that his mother had him in. Though the only way Jimmy was able to enter the class was if he was dressed as a girl...
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Oct 22, 2009 20:30:26 GMT -5
and speak in a high-pitched voice. But all of this was irrelevant to the Big Zam, who waited with a smug on his face. When all hope was lost, around the corner came...
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Posted by braddigan
Oct 22, 2009 20:52:10 GMT -5
...an ice cream truck with none other than Mwu la Fraga at the wheel. The loud speaker wailed a delightful tune as Mwu stuck his head out the window and yelled...
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Oct 22, 2009 21:41:49 GMT -5
...incomprehensibly in Japanese! Someone forgot to switch Mwu's language settings when they turned off his subtitles! A loud screech could be heard before...
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Oct 22, 2009 22:25:17 GMT -5
A lohengrin beam blew up the ice cream truck and Killed Mwu. The Atomized Ice Cream formed into....
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Oct 23, 2009 2:34:34 GMT -5
...Mwu La Fraga, who cannot die. He threw up a thumbs up and said "GANBATTE YO JIMU-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!" and then...
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Oct 23, 2009 3:13:53 GMT -5
...The vault dweller appeared from around a corner and was very confused because moments ago he had been fighting super mutants with the brother hood of steel. With his trusty combat shotgun he ran forwards to....
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