Switch the killer's class to a sniper, since they have much less hp than a pyro. After that you..

I assume you mean the axe is on fire. But what if it's the murderer that's on fire? Would you please clarify?

Dear god I can't believe you guys screwed up that fast.

Right, but how can I add to such a nonsensical situation. Why is the axe on fire? Is there some kind of coating on the axe blade that is flammable? Or is the shaft what's on fire, and if so, how is the killer holding it?

No, I agree. How can you expect us to empathize with your characters if we don't understand what's going on?

How does the axe murderer feel?

I try to recall which metallic elements burn, and then narrow that list down to things that wouldn't have already killed me from poisonous fumes and wouldn't liquefy. Regardless, I promptly tell the gentleman with the axe that he may be carrying noxious and or biohazardous materials and that for the sake of his own safety I fucking shoot him in the head.

THEN IDEON SHOWS UP AND RESTARTS THE UNIVERSE.

Gosh that's rude.

Axes*

I summon Kusaka to badtouch the offender into submission and/or death.