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Nyarlathotep vs. Heaven's Dragon: A FI Battle
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Jan 21, 2010 22:02:25 GMT -5
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Outcome: Vanguard Horizon Victory
Chuchu: 25 exp, 15 gold, Kamaitachi Oil
Cloud: 30 exp, 10 gold, Nail Bat
Nyarlathotep: Evolves into Cthulhu
Heaven's Dragon: Hired for Assistant Cashier position at Denny's
Posted by nirvash
Jan 22, 2010 0:54:02 GMT -5
Nyarlathotep wouldn't evolve into Cthulhu.
That makes no sense.
That is a devolution.
Nyarlathotep is immensely vaster in essence.
>:(
Posted by kuriboh
Jan 22, 2010 1:00:24 GMT -5
HURR HURR CLEVUR.
Posted by flession
Jan 22, 2010 5:15:21 GMT -5
I concur with Nirvash. Narthy wouldn't dare lower himself to the status of Cthulhu.
Posted by nirvash
Jan 23, 2010 17:28:15 GMT -5
It's like saying Jesus evolves into the pope
Posted by kuriboh
Jan 23, 2010 20:05:48 GMT -5
More like GOD evolved into the Pope.
Posted by nirvash
Jan 24, 2010 13:42:14 GMT -5
no
nyarlathotep is to jesus as azathoth is to god
Posted by Frenzy
Jan 24, 2010 14:35:32 GMT -5
Indeed.

This takes me back to the jokes battles of MSG Wars.
Posted by kuriboh
Jan 24, 2010 15:04:49 GMT -5
in b4 trees
Posted by Radune
Jan 24, 2010 15:21:33 GMT -5
The forests of Manila?!
Posted by Frenzy
Jan 24, 2010 15:28:54 GMT -5
Running gag way back when was that if someone won without taking damage, or even sometimes if they did, they'd hit a tree or something.

It's been 3-4 years, and the battles are hard to find, so I can't really provide a good example.
Posted by kuriboh
Jan 24, 2010 16:00:32 GMT -5
Only Flessy wrote those battles though
and 90% of them were only for Dan.

He ran into a group of Ents, once.
Posted by Zero
Jan 26, 2010 3:50:45 GMT -5
TREES ON MARS
Posted by flession
Jan 26, 2010 10:32:37 GMT -5
100% of them were for Dan. I only wrote it for Dan because of a comment he made to Ender during the first battle of 3.0 about trees not doing that much damage to a MS.

I swore to Ender that day that every single time I wrote Dan's battle, the bitch would get hit by a tree.

And I am a man of my word...