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GMILF
Oct 19, 2009 21:29:07 GMT -5
Post by scarththegrim on Oct 19, 2009 21:29:07 GMT -5
"Chimichanga Chimichanga Chimichanga" Kasey Greer, newly enlisted Corporal in the Zeon MAF, sat twitching on his B.M.C. Z78/2 at a local Taco Hut. "Can I take your order sir" the static voice crackled over the intercom. "Enchilada, per favor." Kasey answered.
10 minutes and several sauce stains later, Kasey's phone began ringing. Looking about, Kasey saw no napkins. To his left, his neighbor was engaged in conversation. Kasey slowly dragged his neighbor's suit coat off his chair, wiping the sauce off his hands and face before kicking the suit coat under his neighbor's chair. A loud belch later, he answered the phone.
"Where the hell are you? Assignment was 15 minutes ago?" an angry voice screamed. Kasey didn't recognize the voice, but assumed it must be his new commanding officer. "No idea boss. I'm kind of new to this planet. I think I'm in Athens." Kasey answered. "You're supposed to be in Constantinople!" the voice roared back. "Is that far away? I think there's a bus at the corner." Kasey replied helpfully. "Just... just sit there. Leave your phone on, we'll track you down." the voice sighed before handing up. "Pleasant fellow." Kasey spoke to himself.
Turning to his side, his neighbor to his left glared back at him. Kasey looked at him cluelessly, then glanced down at the discarded suit jacket, and back up at the man's stern face. Kasey shrugged his shoulders, extending what remained of his lunch. "Chimichanga?"
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GMILF
Oct 21, 2009 23:39:45 GMT -5
Post by scarththegrim on Oct 21, 2009 23:39:45 GMT -5
A short scuffle and brave retreat later, Kasey found himself wondering down a strange street. Greece, a country proud of its history, was slow to adopt the new universal language endorsed by the Earth Federation and Zeon. Kasey stopped to stare at a street sign, when his phone started ringing again.
"Where are you?" the same angry voice hollered, more frustrated than before. "The rendezvous point has been compromised! Angry Enchilada enthusiasts have seized control of the province, forcing my to gather what resources I could and make a tactical retreat." Kasey explained, sounding as professional as possible. "What the hell are you talking about? It was a fast-food joint" the voice stuttered. "Uh uh, Good food quickly." Kasey corrected the man.
A stream of illegible curses and obscenities blared over the phone. "Just stay where you are, I'm sending a car to meet you. What street are you on?" the man demanded. "According to this sign... Syngrou Avenue." Kasey replied, reading one of the few street signs written in basic. "Syngrou Avenue... that's in Kallithea! How did you wonder that far from Athens!" the voice was cracked.
Clearly, the man on the other phone had a tendency to yell, and was now loosing his voice. "I needed to use a restroom, but I couldn't tell which one was the men's room and which was the women's room. It's all Greek to me." Kasey explained. "That's because it is Greek! You're in Greece!" the voice was screaming now. As Kasey took the verbal assault, a Samson rolled up alongside of him.
"Corporal Greer? I'm Shawna Estela Ratliff. I'll be your driver today." An obese woman covered in powdered sugar introduced herself. "You're the driver? No wonder you're driving a Samson through town instead of just a jeep or car." Kasey snapped, testing the earthbound Zeke wit. "Just more of me to love baby." she mused, circling her hands over her curves in a flirty attempt. "And more of you to shoot at." Kasey pointed out before jumping into the bed of the truck.
"We're not going to bottom out are we? Or stop at every food-joint we pass?" Kasey kept on his verbal game of wits. "You space boys just don't know how to appreciate a real woman." Shawana added, licking her lips in a circular motion. "No, but we do know how a scale works." Kasey added before nodding off in the truck bed. His first nap on Earth.
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GMILF
Oct 24, 2009 12:46:41 GMT -5
Post by scarththegrim on Oct 24, 2009 12:46:41 GMT -5
"Wake up white chocolate" Kasey's nap was interrupted by his driver's banging on the truck bed. "Still hungry?" Kasey replied, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Always sugar. We're here now, I'll be in the mess if you need me baby." Shawana chuckled. The large woman jumped off the flatbed before making a slow-speed sprint towards one of the smaller building in the complex.
"Constantinople. Doesn't look like much." Kelsey spoke to himself, taking in the site of his first terrestrial Zeon base. "Excuse me sir, we've been asked to escort you to Sergeant Rhymes." two generic Zeon grunts spoke in unison. "Sounds fair enough. Let's go." Kasey answered. He jumped off the truck bed, catching his foot on the edge the tailgate and planting face-first into the concrete. Punching the ground in frustration, he steadied himself back into a kneeling position. "Gravity is a harsh mistress" the former spacer cursed. The two Zeon grunts helped the space-born sniper to his feet. "If you're alright sir, we'll escort you now." the Grunts still spoke in unison. "Fine, but... just stop talking like that. It's creepy" Kelsey replied.
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GMILF
Oct 25, 2009 11:44:58 GMT -5
Post by scarththegrim on Oct 25, 2009 11:44:58 GMT -5
"Sir, we've brought Corporal Greer as requested." the two grunts still spoke in unison. "Well, send him in then" a man sitting behind a cluttered desk order. "But, he was right here... behind... us?" the two grunts trailed off, noticing their escort had failed. Running back down the hallway, neither man caught a glimpse of Kasey.
Two floors up an several office-lengths away, Kasey found himself in the women's lavatory. "Strange place for an office." Kasey commented, still trying to find his way around the base. While walking the stairs, Kasey had lost track of his escort, and was now roaming the halls in search of his target. After walking out of the restroom, he noticed a small elderly woman in a wheelchair following him in. Kasey grabbed the door, holding it open for the old lady. "Hello beautiful. Seeing your pretty face just made my day." Kasey stumbled over his own pick-up line. "Thank you. Such a nice young man." The old woman replied, in a typical grandmotherly fashion. "Think nothing of it. I hope to be seeing more of you during my stay here." Kasey made a slight growl noise, as the woman glanced back at him, he gave her a slight wink. The woman blushed. Glancing back and forth down the hallway to ensure no one was watching, Kasey adjusted his belt, tipped his hat, and followed the old woman inside.
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15 minutes later, Kasey strolled out of the lavatory, buckling his pants and whistling "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" as he walked, a smile from ear to ear. As he finished buckling and adjusting his shirt, the Zeon Grunts came running down the hallway. "Sir, please, you're not cleared to wander the complex yet. Please, follow us." They spoke in unison, causing Kasey to cringe. "Fine, just... fine. Let's go." Kasey replied, making sure to follow both men closely this time.
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