Post by flippmoke on Oct 29, 2009 15:45:14 GMT -5
"Where the hell did you get that?" asked Joe with some shock as he was walking up to the cockpit of the and suddenly was met with Nigel holding a small Capuchin monkey.
"What? Jojo? I got him when we left a couple hours ago from South America." said Nigel as he pet the little monkey bits of a MRE.
Joe stood for a moment with a perplexed look at the monkey, before shaking his head. "Well... just keep it out of trouble."
"You might want to stand over there though," said Nigel pointing to another section of the floor, "he took a piss over there a while ago."
With further annoyance Joe moved to the other side of the cockpit, "Well, anyhow, why I came to talk to you was that we are missing some of our spare assault rifles. Did someone remove them when we were in South America."
"Yeah, I took them off, that's how I traded for Jojo here. They wouldn't take my credit card." said Nigel in a nonchalant sort of manner.
Joe's eyes turned blood red, and just glared at Nigel. Nigel suddenly realized that maybe it wasn't such a great idea that he now had a new pet. Meanwhile, Jojo made his way towards the pilot of the Benedictus and began to mock his motions of flying the aircraft.
"But look, he wants to be a pilot someday. He could be a military asset, " said Nigel as he attempted to at least make Joe smile or laugh about the monkey.
Suddenly Joe noticed something the monkey was holding now. "Dear lord the monkey has a gun," said Joe as he moved to shield Nigel from any possible shots.
"Its ok Joe, its not loaded and he loves playing soldier," said Nigel with a laugh.
Joe just left at that point, fully amazed by the absolute stupidity of his Prince at times.