* aleksei really wants to hit on Amuro.
<aleksei> Perfect, thanks.
* aleksei kisses Ket on forehead.
<Ketara> Aww.
<Ketara> I think I'll move to Portugal for the rest of the year.
<aleksei> lol, I am about to leave to Brasil for two months on Tuesday.
<Ketara> Oh yeah?
<Ketara> Gonna have boysex?
<aleksei> Basically.
<aleksei> I told Gus to buy a dildo to practice.
<aleksei> Because I am gonna tear that ass up.
<Ketara> Doesn't he HAVE dildos
<aleksei> Nah.
<aleksei> He's very vanilla.
<Ketara> Why does he need a fresh one.
<Ketara> wtf
<Ketara> You need to pervert him
<aleksei> I have.
<Ketara> Bring him in the chat and let me talk to him.
<aleksei> But he's perverted in ways that I am not.
<aleksei> ...like I jizzed once in his mouth, held it in there then made out with me.
<aleksei> I was like, "WTF!?"
<aleksei> Then realized it was really hot.
<aleksei> Hrm. I should post this on my homo thread.
<Ketara> Yes.
<Ketara> No but seriously
<Ketara> I'mma move to Portugal and be your twink.
<aleksei> Awwwww...
<aleksei> We can only snuggle though.
<Ketara> It'll solve my problem of not having anything to do and needing money till fall.
<aleksei> hah
<aleksei> My roommate will have a fit though.
<Ketara> Is she hot?
<aleksei> He's kinda anal, and not in the good way.
<Ketara> This plan only works if you can get me lots of pussy
<aleksei> hah
<aleksei> Well...
<aleksei> Maybe.
<Ketara> Are you allowed to fuck chicks?
<Ketara> We need to tag team some bitch
<Ketara> It is the closest I will let you get to fucking me.
<aleksei> hah, eiffel tower?
<Ketara> Yes.
<Ketara> We gotta high five during.
<Ketara> For amusement.
<aleksei> Can I fuck her in the ass and jizz on your package?
<Ketara> Maybe.
<aleksei> No homo though.
<Ketara> We should both jizz in her mouth and make her mix them and then kiss you
<aleksei> Ewwwww... okay, only if she puts both our cocks in her mouth at the same time while we make out a lil.
<aleksei> ?
<Ketara> Uhh
<Ketara> This is getting complicated.
<aleksei> It was your idea!
<Ketara> IMO if it takes more than one sentence to describe a sex act it's too complicated.
