Attn: Pirates of Black Rock

To Mr. and Mrs. so-an-so,

I don't need to 'splain myself to anyone, quite honestly. But yes, all I wan' do is harass the Feds. If you look closely at Ms. Faggotface's cargo, you'll see what I mean (had some mighty shiny metals on board and her flight manifest had her marked for Earth Orbit). And I hear she been tradin' exclusively with the Earthies on top of it all. Your scallywag fleet arsetoads seem resigned to meddle in my affairs--my perfectly legal affairs--n' it's startin' to make me wonder why we shook hands in the first place.

Not only are you helping the enemy, you're cutting into my profits.

- Mr. Riley