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| Topic Started: Aug 7 2011, 07:45 PM (110 Views) | |
| Zepp | Aug 7 2011, 07:45 PM Post #1 |
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Blacksmith almost out of weapons, craftsmen needed for supply. Food Market almost out of food, farmers needed for supply. Library low on books, only one copy of each element left. Donations appreciated, purchases grudgingly permitted. Loud allegedly evil laughter heard coming from bank. There is an ongoing convention in the tavern to discuss village government, or lack there of. Some residences have been pillaged. Non-existent police on the case. Discussion of creating police widespread. Ghosts reported in the graveyard. |
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| Zepp | Aug 9 2011, 07:50 PM Post #2 |
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Blacksmith reversing previous claims, due to stagnant weapons market. Food Market in dire need of resupply, not enough berries for everyone. Library reversing previous claims, due to lack of readership. Assault, robbery and missing rat reported at the Bank. Discussion in the tavern came to no final aims, due to lack of attendance and everyone being drunk. No more pillaged residences as of late. Residents unsure which god to thank. More ghosts reported in graveyard. |
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| Zepp | Aug 16 2011, 04:43 PM Post #3 |
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Blacksmith reporting surplus of weapons, due to him being dead. Food Market berries apparently enough for everyone, since everyone is now skeleton. Library encouraging pyromania and arson, as it seems to be effective against skeletons. No more bloodshed in the bank, due to lack of blood. Tavern politics take a new turn, as men discuss relations with the newcomers. Entire residence pillaged. Argonsdotter's Inn reportedly safe place for people looking for shelter, rat food. Dragonshroom's Haunted Library holding skeleton dance party. Discrimination suit filed to village chief. Farms still prowled by Terra, the giant wolf. Faergot's Savings and Loans good place for withdrawals. |
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| Zepp | Aug 21 2011, 02:54 PM Post #4 |
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Blacksmith's skeleton decked out in supplies, not answering calls. Food Market liberated by Old Man Jenkins, leading to celebratory restocking. Library claiming Jenkin's credit, quote "taught him everything he knows." Bank liberated by Village Chief Ball Punion, rewards him with tiniest coin they have. Promptly lost. Tavern restocked with meat and ale from the farms, followed by farm drunks. Skeleton residence supposedly nice place to live, close to schools. Argonsdotter's Inn working their employees to the bone. Please rimshot amongst yourselves. Dragonshroom's Haunted Library skeletons playing with Dragonshroom's body like skeleton marionette, putting it into skeleton plays of skeleton Shakespeare. Performance is skeleton underwhelming. Farms liberated by Dismas Agamemnon, way to Lake is now clear. Faergot's Savings and Loans owner is fainted, leading to deficiency of business. |
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| Zepp | Aug 24 2011, 12:45 AM Post #5 |
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Blacksmith newly liberated, stocked with a bronze shipment looted from the graveyard. Food Market keeping stock high, hoping for Tavern to burn down.. Library rueing poor readership, invents 'Existentialism Week.' Newly liberated bank offers free toaster. Bank promptly destroyed by Dragonshroom. Tavern again discussing town politics, lack of watchman. Lockheart's Storage Area properly storing all the nothing inside it. Argonsdotter's Inn creating schemes to lure tourists. Dragonshroom's Haunted Library occupied by Skeleton Wyvern, eating up skeleton people. Farms covered in horses. I mean like, everywhere. Faergot's Savings and Loans doubles its customer base, with destruction of its closest competitor. |
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| Zepp | Aug 25 2011, 05:52 PM Post #6 |
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Blacksmith enjoying good business, occasional paper cut. Food Market in pristine condition. Library finds no luck in book sales, failure of Borders model. Tavern good place to 'find a good man,' says eligible bachelor Rambone. Dragonshroom's Haunted Library has no one who knows "the trouble" the skeleton wyvern has seen. Dragonshroom's Closed Gardens allegedly great place for functions, if your name is Dragonshroom. Ball Punion’s Adventure Survival Emporium and Things Chewed Up by Steve the Goat notably lacking things chewed up by Steve the Goat, or Adventure Survival Supplies. Also, covered in horses. Lockheart's Storage Area at complete capacity for emptiness. Argonsdotter's Inn dutifully attended by Eco's last surviving skeleton. Farms recovering from Horsefest 2011. Faergot's Savings and Loans puts up new 'SUCK IT BANK OF ECO' sign. |
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| Zepp | Sep 4 2011, 09:14 PM Post #7 |
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Blacksmith reportedly refusing to honor sales tax. Food Market well stocked, ready for winter. Library under new management, burying old management. Tavern now place where unemployed Eco denizens go to find a job. Dragonshroom's Library once again open, covered in shrooms. Dragonshroom's Closed Gardens has open door policy, is visited by Nixon. Ball Punion’s Adventure Survival Emporium and Things Chewed Up by Steve the Goat hustling its map like nobody's business. Lockheart's Storage Area finds a 20 between the couch cushions. Argonsdotter's Inn nurses the fainted Airinth back to health. Farms great place to hunt, with the death of the big wolf. Game animals not so happy. Faergot's Savings and Loans looted with wild abandon. Banks considering security. |
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| Zepp | Sep 20 2011, 03:53 PM Post #8 |
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In Eco: Food Market and Tavern come to agreement, set price of food to 10 Silver. Tomb of the Grand Librarian seeing strange activity, envious ghosts. Old Man Jenkins Wunderbar Emporium allegedly had fire sale: later demoted to outbreak of fire. Dragonshroom’s Haunted Library losing tourists from end of skeletons. Dragonshroom’s Closed Gardens has very pretty walls; nothing else currently known Maheart’s Stone Gateway now protecting the village from wild animals. Wild people safe inside. Agamemnon’s Inn unstaffed and abandoned, save for now-unchecked rats. Lockheart’s Storage Area reportedly filled with treasure or nothing. In Farms: Farmer's Market experiencing shortage of visitors, what with lack of wolf-hunt based tourism. In Lake: Fisherman's Shack still selling fish, fish-related accesories. Shipwreck reportedly under repair, over dirty pirates. Captain's Cabin lonely, being Captainless. Pirates Cave burying time capsules, traitors. In Forest: Elven Tea House very happy not to be pillaged this week. Elven Blacksmith reportedly makes little figurines of corpses in free time. Elven Gates finishes its 'tiger-killer' products, complete with absurd Elven prices and accents. |
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| Zepp | Sep 25 2011, 12:11 PM Post #9 |
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In the Village: Food Marketplace has come to an agreement to monopolize HP food, yielding MP to the tavern. Rambone’s Tavern has come to an agreement to F THAT NOISE. But they did buy up the food. Bank of Eco reopens via Old Man Jenkin's patronage. Offering Sword of Truth for 100 Silver. Tomb of the Grand Librarian the site of ghost activity. Dragonshroom’s Haunted Library could use a book or two. Dragonshroom’s Closed Gardens reportedly either paradise or dried up vines. Maheart Gates now protecting Eco from wild animals, ringing the town in a wall. Agamemnon’s Inn the site of increased activity. Lockheart’s Storage Area offers to hold a portion of the Bank of Jenkins assets, in return for bonds. In Farms: Farmer’s Market raises prices to parity with local regions, improving market conditions for all. Shipwreck Cove: Fisherman’s Shack sells one whole fish, bragging to no end about it. Shipwreck still shipwrecked, literally blanketed in pirates with wishful thinking. Davey Jones Locker rumored to be sinking to unknown 'deep' region. Pirate Lighthouse the site of great revelry and cheers to Ball Punion, the sponsor of the new thing. Abandoned Cave remarkably abandoned. Cats that may or may not be long littering the floor. In Forest: Elven Mage’s Garden bragging about the 1 whole spell they sold, pelvic thrusting. Elven Tea House flipping off everyone, selling 5 food items. Elven Blacksmith sells a royal bow, the greatest of the elf-sells. Treasury of the Elves increases its silver reserves, moves a helluva lot of copper. Elven Gates exhibits decreased tiger activity, decreased by the fact that everyone looked dead. |
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