| Dismas Agamemnon, Scarth Maheart, and Lindon Faergot hunt wolves; By Scarth | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 11 2011, 06:16 PM (40 Views) | |
| Zepp | Aug 11 2011, 06:16 PM Post #1 |
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“... and that's the 431st interesting thing about the male horse genitalia. Now, the 432nd thing...” the conversation had gone on like this for some time. Scarth Maheart, Dismas Agamemnon had encountered Scarth in the woods outside Eco looking for wolves. Unfortunate for him, he soon learned why the majority of the townsfolk avoided speaking to Scarth. “Hello gents.” a gasping voice called out from behind. “Oh thank the maker!” Dismas screamed in jubilation at the interruption. Lindon Faergot stood before the two, pantless, his scarf wrapped around his waist to cover his shame. “Not ideal undergarments, mate. Scarfs will not only chafe the region, but they constrict blood flow, resulting in lower sperm production-” Scarth explained before a swift boot to the head from Dismas ended the lecture. “He's right though. Where are your pants?” Dismas inquired. “Some crazy broad down at the bank got a little too rough.” Lindon answered bashfully. “Kinky.” Dismas smirked. “Scarth, let him ride side saddle on one of your abominations.” Scarth reluctantly agreed, though it required another lecture on proper horse-riding etiquette. Dismas, tired of the constant gabbing, wandered away from the group, and eventually spotted their target. 3 large wolves feasting on a dead horse. Dismas drew his Scythe, and began lining up a shot for his throwing knives. “Stop riding side-saddle. You'll mess up the wing!” Scarth shouted in the distance, startling the wolves. “God damn farmers.” Dismas cursed. Quickly he tossed a knife into each wolf, drawing their attention his way. “Need some help here guys. Um... free pants and ponies.” Dismas stuttered as the wolves charged him. Dismas slashed the first wolf as it lunged with his scythe, only to be pinned by the other two. Scarth and Lindon arrived, Scarth's horses trampling the two wolves before they could inflict a lethal bite on their companion. The first wolf, now sporting a large wound, lunged at one of the riders, catching the side-saddling Lindon square in the crotch. “Why!” Lindon screamed as he fell off the horse and was drug away by his appendage. Scarth helped Dismas back to his feet as the duo heard Lindon's screams. The other two wolves had joined, each grabbing a leg, as they dragged their prey back into the woods. “That's... got to hurt.” Scarth winced at the sight. Dismas made no comment but tossed another knife, striking the middle wolf right in the jaw, piercing through to the other side. “Oh... I.. hope I didn't hit... 'him'.” Dismas finally spoke. Scarth turned back and collected both his horses. Borrowing a shovel from Dismas, the two charged at the remaining wolves, making short work of them from their mounted vantage. A loud howl startled all three hunters. Behind them stood a giant wolf, larger than any hunter or their horses, a strange green stone embedded in its forehead. Dismas stood between the wolf and his companions, scythe at the ready. The wolf snarled back in contempt. A large crash caught both parties' attention. 'My Chicken', Ball Punion's ship, came crashing through the woods, sailing between both groups. Ball made no notice of either the wolf of the hunters, roaring in victory as he broke yet another record for the village of Eco. Dismas looked forward again, and the wolf was gone. “Scarth. Load up the dead wolves and Lindon on your horses. We're getting the hell out of here.” Outcome: Dismas Agamemnon, Scarth Maheart and Lindon Faergot are triumphant. Dismas Agamemnon: -35 HP, +35 SP, +1 Wolf Pelt (Lvl1 Craft, Armor), +1 Wolf Jerky Scarth Maheart: -35 HP, +35 SP, +1 Wolf Pelt (Lvl1 Craft, Armor), +1 Wolf Jerky Lindon Faergot: -35 HP, +35 SP, +1 Wolf Pelt (Lvl1 Craft, Armor), +1 Wolf Jerky Farms: Terra mini-boss encountered. |
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