| Hur ye! Hur ye!; New laws passed by Mayor Ball Punion! | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 29 2011, 01:28 AM (35 Views) | |
| BallPunion | Aug 29 2011, 01:28 AM Post #1 |
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With Eco liberated from the skeleton invasion - in no small part by the actions of Ball Punion which he made sure everyone knew about - reticent villagers began the ply their trades and slowly return to their normal lives. At least what they could manage with the bank ripped apart by the odd shroom-beastie that has often been spotted on the grounds (which conveniently covered up the damages caused by My Chicken crashing into it), flooding of the first and second floors of of all the buildings between the blacksmith and the bank, the library undergoing repairs after a fire caused the frame to collapse and destroyed several books, and the wanton destruction caused by the marauding skeletons. The past few days had been some of the most wild the people of Eco ever lived through and it was time for order to be restored. It was the perfect opportunity for change to be made. Standing atop the prow of My Chicken, Ball Punion's voice boomed out over the citizens mending their shattered livelihoods, his face partially hidden by a large scroll which the observant would notice was his treasure map. "Hur ye! Hur ye!" To make sure the people were paying attention the newly installed arms of My Chicken clapped its metal hands together creating quite the ruckus and nearly deafening our hero. "By royal decree of his mayorship, me, these words will now be law. From this day forward a tax of one silver will be placed on all good and services sold per item and service and delivered to the mayor, me, to be dispensed!" His brows pinched together and he turned to the leather jacket wearing Steve, whom struck the most awe inspiring pose next to him that a goat ever could strike, and questioned in a hushed voice, "dispensed?" Patiently Steve explained with his blees and baas to which Ball nodded intently. Once satisfied by the explanation he returned to his oratory with a slight frown now realizing what dispensed meant. "On this day I appoint a new sheriff to pre-presi-preside over Eco. Our dear friend Steve the Goat!" To make this official he pinned to Steve's leather jacket a small triangular badge which was decided on after Ball's utter failures to make a star. Despite the flourishing of Ball's actions the crowd could only gasp at this announcement. It was unprecedented. It was unheard of. Could it really be true? "A black sheriff?" cried the people of Eco in unison as they recovered from their shock. A single eyebrow piqued high onto Ball's forehead as his gaze passed from astonished crowd to the glorious stance of Steve and back to the crowd again. With a cough to clear his throat he continued ignoring the village's response. "On this day we declare the shroom-beastie known as Dragonshroom an outlaw. From now on no services or goods may be made available to this creature and all his assets are property of the Eco government to make res-restu-restootions to the people of eco." With his declaration finished he rolled up the treasure map and returned it to his ghost writer, Steve. |
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