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Battles
The final advance!
Team Asuma attempts C rank evaluation!
“The Third will now see you.”
The receptionist, a surprisingly competent ninja who was more than skilled enough to be in ANBU, escorted the three genin, and their jounin into the Hokage’s office. Once they were comfortably seated he disappeared, returning once more to the massive mountain of paperwork it took to keep Konoha, running.
Karai and Kenji both twitched a fair amount in their seats, repositioning themselves as if they were uncomfortable, though in truth they were just really excited. The Hokage took a few minutes to enter his office, the two beginning to rough house a bit while waiting, Asuma protesting in his cool way, while Zurui joined in. It was only after they broke one of the desk lamps did they stop, the Hokage clearing his throat behind them to get their attention.
“That’ll be enough of that now.”
The three of them alternated between stammering apologies, and trying to blame it on the others, Asuma placing his hands on either one’s shoulder, squeezing very tightly. It was one of the few times Asuma had ever been seen expressing some emotion beyond a cool veil of perpetual unconcern, the Hokage picking up the broken lamp. As if by magic (which it was) the Hokage pieces the lamp back together with his chakra, the entire thing suddenly melding back together, looking exactly the same as it had been before it was broken. With another slight cough he put the lamp back on the table, and then settled into his large seat with the extra padding, Team Asuma’s folder already on his desk, previously placed by his able assistant.
“Now then. I see you are applying for Rank C qualifications. Your record is good, hrmmm, your team leader does approve…I see now reason why not.”
With a smile the Hokage congratulated them on making Rank C, and wished them the best for the Chuunin Exams, all three of the genin letting out a loud whoop before Abel the Hokage’s assistant escorted them out.
~Outcome~
Mission Successful! Team Asuma advances to C rank!
Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Team Hayate attempts C rank evaluation!
The massive mounds of flesh bounced up and down, the man grabbing onto them as he thrust for dear life. Kouta, do you want to suck on them? A million bats fly from her vagina, each one carrying a frog. The frogs are singing Queen’s “Princes Of The Universe.” It’s horribly off key, they couldn’t hold a tune with a brass bucket. Hunter twirls her spear, eyeballs flying everywhere in its wake.
“Help us, you are our only hope.”
Fucking mannequins were everywhere, their fingers morphing into cockroach vomiting penises. The air was visible, a swirling mist of black motes that if one looked closely enough at, would show to be whole universes. Fire, everywhere, demons screaming, people laughing.
“HERE WE ARE!”
The Teletubbies were in fine form, each of them boasting thirteen foot erections with 666 tattooed into each of them. Each of them were shoving what appeared to be cactuses into the screaming mouths of little birds, who’s heads had popped out of the purple ground like cabbages.
“BORN TO BE PRINCES!”
Manatees with legs, and mermaids with tentacles filled the dark air, shitting mushrooms as they flew. The Third had finally seen enough. With a quick hand seal on his part the entire illusion ceased to be, Akugi grinning like the cat that had eaten the rat, mouse, and fish. “Yes, I see. Thank you for indulging an old man in his request Itsuwarimono Akugi.” Retsu and Sakkaku fidgeted a little bit in their seats, having no idea what Akugi’s genjutsu had displayed to The Third, only that he had done some at the Hokage’s request. “Well considering your record, as well as some of your specialist talents—“ He looked meaningfully at all three of them, each of them very talented in their own way. “—I’m proud to say that you are now Rank C. Good luck in the Chuunin Exams.”
~Outcome~
Mission Successful! Team Hayate advances to C rank!
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