Dan's Troll Corner to avoid the Cornfield again

Blah blah blah so I'm having a really shitty day and maybe I'll write this later when I don't feel like shit. Till then we're gonna have a comic relief event.

Chan sent in this overcomplicated battle strategy and like all the PCs got scared and left both fleets in question but I mean really?

Come on people. First off, yeah Johnny Ridden has like 250 VP but he's in a fucking Zaku. At Lourm those guys had bazookas firing nuclear warheads that could one hit KO a Magellan. January 0079 is a little different from October, in October I doubt Ridden could solo a Magellan if his life depended on it. Salamis sure, Salamis's have weaker armor and exposed reactors or whatever. But a Magellan? No.

And seriously Chan. Overcomplicated plan for getting the Gwazine back. You're fighting four Magellans, a Gwazine, and a Salamis. Do you really think that anything other than the 250 VP NPC Character is going to get even within firing range of the Ohm fleet. No, it's not. In fact, the only sensible strategy for the resupply fleet is to run the fuck away as fast as it possibly can.

So here's what happens.

Ridden sets off BY HIMSELF to occupy the Ohm fleet while the supply ships make a run for it and the Penguin and Lucifers Fury basically maneuver themselves to be shields for the extremely important supply ships since that fleet is the only thing keeping the war effort alive for Zeon, canonically. I know we have this complicated Side RP mechanism but story-wise those Papuas are the most VIP targets in the entire Zeon military that's why the best pilot in the entire game is defending them.

Ridden zips around a Magellan like magic and shoots out the bridge, but that doesn't destroy the ship cuz' he doesn't have nukes. Then he blows up some of the turrets and flies back. Meanwhile, the Ohm fleet shoots up one of the Papuas. The Lucifers Fury and Penguin are both heavily damaged, and the unlucky Magellan is disabled, and the EF splits the Papuas 500 credit RP between Latooni who didn't leave, and Bosque. The end.

Next time don't be such pussies you guys could have all gotten a couple free VP if you hadn't left the fleets. Now to spend like ten minutes figuring out who DIDN'T leave so I know who to give VP to.