Kale is going to be an uncle. Kale is going to corrupt that kid so badly. Kale needs help from you all, because if he doesn’t come up with a better Irish name in seven and a half months, the poor child will be named Cornelius (long for “Neil”). Won’t you help a Kale out?

Kale is going to go drink himself into a coma now.

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