*craters*

Okay update done go post things now.

- Troika

Bad credit? No credit? That’s your problem, a*#hole!

Today there were three battles, some of which were quite large. Also, a character’s gender has gotten mistaken yet again… funny how that seems to keep happening!

This coming weekend, so help me God, we WILL have new maps. In conjunction with that, note that we will also start enforcing ground-based units and vehicles not being able to travel over ocean sectors freely, so keep that in mind, and feel free to pop up in the chat with questions and bitching.

Speaking of bitching, as usual Vlad makes no claims as to the accuracy, factual correctness, or even execution of actions conducted on a Vladate, so make sure you check your rosters and such.

That accomplished, more smoking guy:

Done, done….and done.

Update is finished for the night! Three battles, all of them pretty interesting. Especially since it looks like Threid’ll be the first member to break the 100 VP barrier soon…

Errors with actions:

Shop orders need math in them, otherwise it’s a no-go. Sorry, folks. You also can’t buy stuff for something you don’t own.

~ Frenzy

It’s raining right now <_>

Also, everyone has been paid, a new member’s been added, and a bunch of you are on the Inactive List all of a sudden. What’s up with that?

We’ll send out a reminder as to that status later, but those of you who might have spotted friends listed as Inactive should try and get in touch with them too – that tends to spur on replies better. Of course, if you were looking for a friend to join and they want a mobile weapon currently held by an inactive, well…

Anyway, with that, I leave you with more smoking guy. Yes.

- Vlad

Why is the rum always gone?

Thursday’s update’s done, folks. One (attempted) piracy attempt! Vlad will be along to pay you sometime today.

~ Frenzy

Jesus of f^cking Christland

It’s a Vladate and it’s 8:20 PM Pacific Time, give or take. How did this happen?

Two battles today and a bunch of people moved around.

Quibble, I moved your ship accordingly and it’ll catch up with you tomorrow.

Anyway, with that accomplished, go ahead and start posting your error reports in the relevant thread and all that.

Also, looking at the roster, I get the distinct feeling the Black Dog Company is going to be re-founded soon… just saying.

- Vlad

Update finished

Two battles, nothing else.

- Troika

Blah!

Okay, it seems that all the people involved in the escape attempt last night were given conflicting info by two different admins and got screwed as a result, so I’m hereby executing my dictatorial power and freeing y’all, and teleporting you onto Gavin Chamber’s ship. Our screwups shouldn’t also screw you guys!

For future reference you may not pilot other people’s MS except in very extreme circumstances. Also, Kusu, the GP00 does have balance problems, but that just means you need to be careful when maneuvering at high speeds.

Oh and your injury days are also wiped and all that. From what I know the whole capture thing was basically a thing by Vlad to just have the stereotypical South American shakedown thing going on and y’all were gonna be let go anyways had you not made your escape attempt.

- Troika

Greetings from New Vegas!

Update’s finished. One failed jailbreak, and a slightly odd one at that, and one count of trying to enter a non-public base. Sorry, folks. Look elsewhere for your docking needs!

And I’ma off to bed so I can pick up my new game later today.

~ Frenzy

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES

Yo.

OK, everybody has been paid, and Quin Mantha and Correl have been removed for inactivity so those units are now available. Aleksei will be missed again…

In the official canon as written by Pope Vladimirov II, Thursday was paused while Wednesday’s actions got the usual weekend treatment. Anyone who sent in an action for Thursday will have it go through as today’s (Monday’s) action unless they want to change their plans, in which case they should send in another one. In all cases, we are ALIVE AND WELL AND RUNNING AGAIN.

Also I am voluntarily forbidding myself from writing a large battle on the same day as I’m updating ever again, fuck.

And now, more smoking guy!