As a reminder.

Put what you’re doing in the topic of your email (eg ambush, purchase, whatever, use a simple one word description). If you don’t, we’ll still do your actions, but we will hate you a lot. That means you, Randasan and Kathelyn. Also, avoid using combo emails where possible. Things with titles like “Travel and Transfer” or “Move/Purchase” just cause the filters to spaz out.

Go read Vlad’s event, it kicks ass. It’s length exceeds that of the fleet battle from the last RPG.

I really don’t pay that man enough…

- Troika

Frenzy, Eject. Operation: Delayed Update.

With the knock-down, drag-out brawl now finished by Vlad, who worked quite hard on it, we’re now up-to-date, people! Speaking of Vlad, he will be around later to pay everyone and, unfortunately, remove some inactives who need removing. And yes, we were paused on Thursday before anyone asks.

Have a pleasant Monday, everyone!

~ Frenzy

Vlad is a failure

So on this night in which I have been tasked with updating and writing a large battle I have failed on both counts, the former primarily to working on the latter for ~11 hours and still not being able to finish it. I hate being me sometimes – so much talent, but so inconsistent in being able to use it! God damn it.

As of this posting there’s been no update, although the only other battle that happened today has already been put on the Battle Board. This would have been a pretty pedestrian update, all things considered, if VLAD COULD WRITE WORTH A DAMN ALL OF A SUDDEN

To Frenzy/Berrik: I flagged all the emails for actions that were supposed to be done today and haven’t been so you can choose to handle that in whatever fashion is best or whatever.

Fuck.

No smoking dude tonight due to failure. Sorry.

Two for One.

Hey folks, it’s me again with the update you wish your update could smell like. Or not. 3 battles, but all of them fairly low-key, unless you’re one Kyle Rider who just got himself the first upgrade of the game!

~ Frenzy

I think we’re good.

Update is finished. Not much really worth noting.

~ Frenzy

Rules update~

You may now recon an area to determine what sort of NPC traffic (if any) is moving through it. Thanks for the suggestion, Scarth!

Incidentially, if you have your own ideas for rules additions/modifications, feel free to post them on the questions board or poke me/Vlad/Frenzy on IRC.

- Troika

*angry small dog noises*

EVERYBODY’S BEEN PAID

VLAD IS GROUCHY

NEW MAPS ALMOST DONE

FUCK YOU

Welp.

Black Dog Company has been dissolved due to the lack of an HQ for an extended period of time. Y’all have had multiple grace periods to get a new one and were warned repeatedly.

- Troika

Remember how the update wasn’t quite finished?

It is now. Yay Draco.

- Vlad

18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape, and 1 moving violation

Hello! Vlad here.

We actually would have had this update done far earlier except I found out that Netflix could stream HEAVY METAL to my TV like an hour and a half ago which made a small delay.

Anyway, three battles today. There’s actually a fourth – an ambush – but it hasn’t been written yet since I just found out about it ’cause Yahoo Mail LIED TO ME AND PUT IT IN SPAM and the writers seem to have retired, so it’ll go up as soon as somebody writes it.

As usual, Vlad makes no claims or guarantees as to the accuracy of any players’ statuses, actions, positions, or even that they’re still on the roster, so make sure you look for something to bitch about and put it on the roster SNAFUs thread accordingly.