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Marcus - Don't understand the boner thing myself, but I'm fairly certain I have to give Wolfram and Hart a call about that macarena infringement.
Marcus - FYI, I'm showing considerable restraint in my messages to you when you're AFK. Wouldn't want Farrika to randomly turn on your computer and see a twenty-line explanation on my theories over sleepy-stiffies.
Marcus - "Bourne Supremacy" is another must-see, provided you've seen "Identity" which I really doubt you have =P.
Marcus - So I'm just gonna log off now. Think I'm actually going to bed at 1:00 am. The fuck is up with that? I hate waking up when it's light outside.
Ketara - You!
Marcus - G' night.
Ketara - NOOOOO!
Ketara - Oh, fine.
Marcus - Woah.
Marcus - You hopped on.
Marcus - Sent the g' night, saw a blue blur, and then closed it without thinking.
Ketara - Bastard. Erasing our history together. Here I thought you loved me.
Marcus - Only on weekends. I thought you knew that and were fine with that! On weekdays I'm with Matt.
Ketara - MATT?! Gaplant Matt?!
Ketara - You're cheating on me with GAPLANT?!?!
Marcus - Fuck no. He's screwing Sailor Moon... or her cat. I'm shady on the details.
Marcus - Matt, as is Damon, as in everyone's favorite Hollywood golden boy. Will, from "Good Will Hunting."
Ketara - I see. So you're cheating on Brad Pitt, then.
Ketara - Farrika says hi.
Marcus - Umm... hi.
Marcus - Had to delete my witty retort about Pitt for that >: (.
Ketara - HAHA! I have victory!
Marcus - Wasn't coming along very well. Tried to string in something about Trojan condoms and Pitt's role as Achiles, but it wasn't working out.
Ketara - That's how I get Vlad to agree to stuff.
Ketara - I tell him something I know he won't agree to, and before he can bitch I say something else.
Marcus - Victory in what?
Ketara - I'm like, "So, I'm gonna kill Garma in the event." "Hey, what did you say about the Gelgoog having replacable 110mm machineguns?"
Marcus - Still don't see what the victory was over. You knew I was cheating on you, or more accurately, using you to make Matt jealous and get him back from Ben.
Ketara - Well, as long as I serve a use, and get some of your sweet, satin ass.
Marcus - Can't argue with a good compliment.
Marcus - Sometimes I wish I were gay, instead of a conservative southern boy in denial. It'd make me so much better at stringing together homosexual inuendo.
Marcus - I find myself needy of that skill more and more often these days =P.
Ketara - Uhh... Huh...
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